(*Cues: The Imperial March - Star Wars again*)īoomstick: If there was anything you hated about Anakin before, don't worry! Vader is nothing like that whiny little prequel bitch! He's a badass through and through, with one of the coolest voices of all time.ĭarth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. (Shows Vader being lowered off the operating table) (*Cues: Enter Lord Vader - Star Wars Episode III*) pretty intense reconstructive surgery, he was rebuilt as the black-cloaked lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. His punishment? A tearful break-up with his old master, and a leisurely dip in a pool of lava. (*Cues: Anakin's Dark Deeds - Star Wars Episode III*)īoomstick: Despite being trained in the Jedi's pacifism, Anakin learned that he was really freaking good at killing people, and murdered nearly the entire Jedi Order.
After a premonition of his pregnant wife's death, he decided he had no choice but to turn to the Dark Side of the Force for answers.Įmperor Palpatine: Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth. Unable to accept loss and pain, Anakin sought new powers to "fix" his problems.
Wiz: Naturally curious to an extreme, the vast potential of the Force was intoxicating to Anakin. He quickly rose through the Jedi ranks to the very top and led the legendary 501st Legion in the galaxy-wide Clone Wars.īoomstick: He also grew into a really arrogant and whiny douche!Īnakin: It's all Obi-Wan's fault. Wiz: Freed from slavery and trained under Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin grew into an extremely powerful Jedi, capable of lifting starships and crushing buildings with just his mind.
(*Cues: Redemption - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed*) then Liam Neeson showed up and measured his power level to find out that this kid was the Chosen One, destined to do something great that would bring balance to the all-powerful Force. Whatever the f**k that means! Wiz: But before he was a Dark Lord of the Sith, he was Anakin Skywalker, an innocent child sold to slavery on the harsh desert planet of Tatooine.īoomstick: Anakin was a prodigy mechanic, a prodigy Pod racer, and a prodigy Jedi! So I'd say the junk dealer who bought him got a pretty sweet deal. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, this mass murderer was one of the most dangerous and respected killers among the stars.īoomstick: Nobody stood a chance - he was a "Force" to be reckoned with. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.
Wiz: These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will, but beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.īoomstick: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith.
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